My step-dad is the best guy in the world. He is one of the funniest people I know. Here are the daily phrases I grew up with. I believe his humor shaped me into the woman I am today.
Jayisms
Ur right for twice
Good riddance
Dut dut dougheia
I am now washing my hair...I am know rinsing my hair...I am now....
Ain't supposed to smell like roses
You know how to Lose 10 ugly pounds...
Dont know it's not my turn to know
Alright you're boring me
I'm gonna get you the same present I got u last year
Toad licker
F**** Lips
dude
Sar sar
Wow...I just flushed you 10min ago
You can call me 'Jaysus'
You can call me 'The Man'
Man you used to be a cute kid what happened?
Hmmm well now no that's not right
Bubble butt
Whisker biscuit
Ok your gonna have to takes this in the other room.
Alright I'm gonna take a nap. Don't you wake me I don't want to have to beat you.
Wood-eye wood-eye
You know how to make a hotdog stand?
Glad u got to see me
Smell you later
Keep in touch with yourself
